The story of two white friends who risked it all to prove they had at least some rhythm
(Ryan found an old video of us trying to DDR)
They didn’t stand a chance.
I DID A THING AND I’M NOT SORRY
I MEAN ARE YOU ALL READY FOR TOMORROW OR WHAT
A NEW TRACK IN THE “WHO GOT THA MOST SWAG??? I GOT DA MOST SWAG (woo): THE MIXTAPE”!!!!! YA BOY T-TIME SPITTIN OVER THE CLASSIC BEAT THAT STARTED #THAGODSQUAD™ !!!!!
YOU’RE WELCOME 4 DA SWAG
PRODUCED BY DJ.SMUV!!!!
GUYS MARRYING OTHER DUDES?!
WHAT NEXT? I FUCK THIS CABBAGE?!
ITS A BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF GREEN WATCH ME FUCK IT
WATCH ME FUCK THIS CABBAGE.
Ive scrolled through 9 fucking months of Gary’s bullshit blog, just to find that “Nonce Patrol” video he made, and I find this…
Roses are red,
If they were darker - maroon,
To the god damn moon